OF COURSE it happens on the toilet. Of course. 

OF COURSE it happens on the toilet. Of course. 

listenupfives:

Looks like 83.33% of people are wrong about Breaking Bad.

The poll results are sad, but this was a great quote. I hope Skyler White becomes the danger. 

listenupfives:

Looks like 83.33% of people are wrong about Breaking Bad.

The poll results are sad, but this was a great quote. I hope Skyler White becomes the danger. 

problemdogs:

Everyone dies in this movie, don’t they?

Oh, they must be watching Mob Week on AMC. 

Stop.
Does anyone want to .GIF hungry hungry hippos eating franch covered tater tots? No? Me either. 

Stop.

Does anyone want to .GIF hungry hungry hippos eating franch covered tater tots? No? Me either. 

You had me at dipping sticks, Walt.

Also, I’m pretty sure that a large fraction of the universe is just sitting around waiting until the premiere tomorrow night. 

This is officially a crisis. And the worst moment of my life.
On Breaking Bad.. and Vincent Gallo
Rachel:Oh my god, Walt figuring this out. (pause) His crazy laugh scares me.
Me:Why wasn't Vincent Gallo cast as Walt?
Rachel:That would be amazing but it could never be the same.
Me:I know, he's not old enough. He'd leave the bitch wife. He doesn't give a fuck.
Rachel:So true.
Me:"I don't need you okay? I don't need you. I don't need this. I have cancer, okay? Do you hear me? I have cancer. Stop nagging. Always nagging. Nagging nagging nagging." And then he'd leave.
Rachel:Shortest show ever.
This is the truest thing I have ever read on the Internet. 

This is the truest thing I have ever read on the Internet. 

I am finally about to continue my Breaking Bad marathon that has been going on for the past few weeks. Thanks to some assholes posting without a warning on my dashboard, I have been spoiled about a few things. That’s okay, though, I’m still totally addicted.